My funeral

Simple enough

I want my funeral to be by invitation only, i really don't won't certain people around me in life or death, i won't be needing well wishers regardless of where i reside( i will leave the invitees in my will)

I want no chairs cause people have to party get some music and vibe accordingly. If you know me play from Bounty back to U2 just no techno please. So no organ or piano man, get me a hype DJ to drop some tunes or maybe sound clash to verses of scripture and let we see who win. Please oh please no one is to deliver the whole heaven or hell speech... how drab, didn't they know i read more than one book of scripture and my mind isn't under there control... especially now I'm dead... isn't this supposed to be about me? save souls another day i begg yuh.

Yes, yes dress code is in effect, don't bother with the 'keep yuh hot' ties nor the all black; my funeral should be a jeans only affair i mean cuh dear, if we was we no dressing up is necessary. i thinking something like 'glow' all white with neon lights.

Really lucky i don't charge admission too - fuck my life story who I've helped and all else that is good. At my funeral talk about whose heart i broke who i curse and who i don't like cause in life nobody ain't want to talk about these things.

So we gin keep it jiggy and vibe accordingly, cause verily what is there to be sad for... I owe you money :-) ?